Emissions today
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Since 00:00 UTC
Global Emissions Monitor
Lights mark hotspots, coloured by their highest Rank
Emissions per minute
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Current network rate
Hottest city
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Legendary Detonations today
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Windows may shatter
Top countries today
Leaderboards
Updated every five minutes. Handles are assigned by the Network and never reveal where anyone tooted.
Download Tooter
Tooter is the instrument. It records, measures and ranks on the Couric Scale, and works completely without this Network. Joining is voluntary and off by default.
Store listings pending. These buttons are placeholders.
Privacy notice
- The Globe shows coarse, metro-sized areas only: a city, a Couric Score, a Rank and a time.
- No Handle ever appears on the Globe, and no place ever appears on a Leaderboard.
- Never audio. Never GPS coordinates. Locations are coarsened on the phone before they leave it.
- Reporting to the Globe and joining the Leaderboards are separate switches, both off by default.
The Couric Scale
The Couric (symbol: C) is the dimensionless unit of flatulent intensity. The scale is anchored at 0 C and is open above. The unit is named in the tradition of honoring a figure associated with composure under live, unscripted conditions. No endorsement is claimed or implied.